Glowing Chicken

So we have our own Seinfeld Episode going on in the master bedroom... no, not the switcharoo... a glowing street light... directly outside our window... very similar strength to the red neon sign which was outside Kramer's apartment.

 While it's not a giant glowing chicken it is still annoying..

 The solution, black out lining and I found some with white on one side and gray on the other... and the gray worked in the room.  jackpot.   half the work half the money.  The lining was $4 a meter and I needed 22 meters, a few pinched pleats later and we have ourselves darkness.

Best after photo ever?